Hey. Dum fuckwit in your car outside. If your stereo in your car is so loud and puts out so much bass that it vibrates the bowels of people in their flats 4 floors off the ground and 50ft from the road…. that’s entierly too much bass. Attract the ladies? The vibrations will cause them to loosen their bowels before they even get close to your pimped out ride.

Went to Camden with a good friend last week for a mooch about. Always enjoy a trip there, mostly for the stall selling the sweet waffles with the chocolate and the cream and the… oh so goooood. Anyway, after driving into London, I got rather frustrated with the amount of unknowns you face in London. (continue reading…)