Went round a friends the other day, took Xbox pad to play some games. Not a massive selection yet, spent most of the day playing forza 2. Eventually he said we should have a go on “Soul Caliber” I’m pretty bad at beat em ups, but I had a go, and I seemed to be not too bad. Then I got into the character creation screen and really got into tweaking all the settings and stats and such. Finally, after an hour or three I had my perfect character. Ran it through the single player and I was AWESOME! Finally time to challenge my friend……

…Sadly I didn’t land a punch on him, despite my awesomeness! It didn’t even look like I was pressing any buttons, I am THAT shit at beat em ups. I think he was lulling me into a false sense of security with those earlier “wins”.

I am still bad at Beat em ups. Really Bad.